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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

8:18 PM

merdeka.

aww man.
was home late yesterday night
so no time to post.
lol.
yesterday,had a
reunion outing
to ACJC.
yeah.
there was this malay play or sumthin.
was $7 liao.
that was why i was
smart-mamat
at school.
haha
see?

haha.
thx to anum for the pic.
went to banquet first b4
going to acjc.
see?

sempat main psp lagi.
haha.
i was playing LocoRoco.
haha.
so,the play was oklah.
but short only sia.
wahlau.
the girls at acjc were so
DAMN HOT.
the skirt ah..
so short..
damn.
if only i did
go jc.
tu ah,
boleh pegi nak pegi poly.
bodoh punye isa.
ARGH.
yeah.
ARGH.
den we all go makan at
alip.
haha.
i think 1130 den we finish eat.
skali,i think my lappy
Crashed.
lame rite??
i reached home about
2 am.
yeah.
that's when i fed up.
so this morning
i kena go IT helpdesk.
haha..
only took a while to configure.
oh yea.
somthing bad happened yesterday too.
corrine's ipod nano
and
phyllis's hp
kena stolen.
the thing is,
no one from outside
came in to our class.
so.
it had to be an insider job.
so.
today,after we report campus security
yesterday,
so today,
the DM
come to our class and interviewed
a few ppl.

(in order)

albert
cass
hairul
zhixin
qq
cass again
albert again.

we all had suspicions
it was *insert name here*
but did'nt say anything lah.
den,skali ah,
albert come in
and start to
kau peh kau boo.
kanina sial.
go in only
wan to tok rubbish.
the DM only sae to him
that got sum1 suspect him
then
he oladi KPKB
sae we all suspect him.
KNN.
den until DM tok cock,
oso he KPKB.
den after finish all,
the DM tok to him
alone.
again.
lots of things going
against him anyway.
character,
behavior.
all on that day very,
erm,
erratic.
not normal.
looks like we all
cannot be close again.
all of us.
damn.
sumthing like this had to happen.
haiya.
but what to do.
the shit has hit the fan.

hmm,i'll try to get tickets to balik kampong ok dan?
haha.
must2.

oh yes,yes you,pirates nxt week?
see u nxt wk ok?
its a date!
LOL!

ok ppl.
ciao-zahh.

Monday, May 28, 2007

10:09 PM

mussles man.

monday blues.
had the dumb enterprise module.
in the morning,
something funny happened.
when i walked pass the classroom window,
i saw this unknown girl
sitting alone in W16N.
i tot who sia.
see properly,
skali corrine lah.
haha.
she cut her hair short.
damn different lor.
scare me only.
i tot i go in wrong class.
haha.
of course,
enterprise module mah,
den day damn boring lor.
i think the only meaningful
conversation took place only at first meeting.

auntie ling: i think i want to cut my hair..

corrine: you want to cut short arh?

me: got people cut long meh?

hahahhahahaha..
super lame.
yeah.
den i hit the gym today too.
erm,first time in,
erm,
6 months?
yeah.
must regain that fitness loss since finish
sec sch.
damn.
did the usual routine.
3 sets of 12
on all the stations
except the treadmill and the steppers.
also did 500m rowing ah.
standard.
in 3 minutes?
slacking oladi.
i think,
tmr confirm
tetek sakit.
haha
chest larh.
after that 10degree chest station.
confirm will feel the pain.
wahaha.
pain is good.
after that i walk home.
lol.
not frm RP lah
frm CCK mrt.
dun wanna waste my $$.
haha.
on saturday too,
finally managed to on
webcam with farhana.
lol
check out how bored we were.
lol
.

what's up tomorrow?

i think im gonna
come in school
in my "smart"
shirt i have.
cuz after sch got hot date.
LOL!
haha...
must come early,if not..
haha.
den got maths module also.
hopefully it's not amaths.
pls.
pretty pls.
haha.
k guys.
ciao-zzah.

mama,i want that,that one,the one with the Floyd Rose - isaksson

Saturday, May 26, 2007

8:00 PM

jackson look-alike?

yeah..i got a new guitar...

this is the rhodes jackson

alexi laiho

signature guitar model.

cool huh?

just kidding.

i don't have the
$$
for such a thing right now.
haha.
but still,
the guitar's pretty awesome.
beautiful.

speaking of guitars,
i nearly blinded
myself today.
twice.
while changing strings
on my guitar,
the fcuker snapped
and hit my face.
hit me right on the lip.
the second time,
it hit somewhere in
between my lip and my nose.
hurt like hell.
a metal string whipping ur face.
missed my eyes by
inches.
nearly became an
albert.
haha.
not much to say,
so
turrah

for now..

12:02 AM

in love

oh my.
im so in love.

with a song in an album i dun have....

song: hatecrew death roll
album: same name..
artist: Children Of Bodom

argh..
it's so hard to find COB's albums in singapore
usually have to order direct from Finland.
damn.

Friday, May 25, 2007

10:37 PM

sweet licks.

oh yeah.
tgif.
had comms module today.
pre-requested ppt from farhana.
lol.
not much things to say about actually.
same old class.
sian in the first break also.
i wore the gorilla shirt
to school.
den go canteen,some one also wearing
same shirt.
his was
super-gorilla.
mine was
snowboarding-gorilla
but i wore the "shrek ears"
that i bought at micky d's yesterday.
the faci say cute.
huhu.
and i think i look like shrek
wearing that.
yesterday sumone from another class
wore spiderman mask
today i become shrek.
huhu.
everyone must buy the ears ok?
then monday all can wear in clarence tan class.
wear green t-shirt if you can too.
all must wear.
for a good cause.
haha.
also,
thanks andrea.
you rock.
for the loco roco.
haha.
addictive and lame japanese game.
but fun.
was soo busy with school
that had no time to play guitar.
so managed to squeeze in an hour just now.

sweet licks you ask?

this is a video of me playing a riff.

this is what you would call
a
sweet lick.
oh yea.
thx faris hilton for
taking the video
for me.
haha.
oh yea,
you guys probably never saw me
jamming before right??
ok,here's a video of my first jamming session.

all the small things.
by blink 182

the video and sound doesn't go well.
cuz i didn't edit it.
lol.
my first love.
the fender stratocaster sunburst colour.
haha.
but that's only a lookalike.
a real fender guitar cost
THOUSANDS.
yup2.
all hail fender.
on the drums,jia huang
vocals,hisham
bass,julius
the cool looking dude at the back with the sunburst guitar?
me of cuz.
lol
this was the first song i learnt when just
bought the guitar.
haha.
took me only half an hour
to learn.
simple powerchords.
lol.

what happens when a guitar should be thrown away?

this is what happens.
i took out all the strings.
n pass it to this guy in the video.
david.
david lam.
david lam-pa.
haha.
the first feet you see stepping on the guitar
would happen to be mine.
haha.

what's up tomorrow?

i wanna spend my day
at the gym
tomorrow.
pump iron.
haha.
at cck stadium gym.
from 8am to 1pm.
only $1.50.
lol.
then can shred guitar till evening.
most probably no town-ing
tomorrow.
ok people.
ciao-zzah.

footnote: to enjoy these videos,log out of your rp student vpn.
it makes your loading time faster.

god gave us relatives.
thank god we can choose our friends. - anon

1:48 PM

damn.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
no bleach this week!!!!
dunno why.
stoopid japs.
now gotta wait for a whole week for the next episode.

12:18 PM

Create your own Friend Test here

Thursday, May 24, 2007

10:16 PM

hot lips.

hyello.
reached school early again.
i scared ut later i come late.
had the computing maths
ut today.
was quite easy actually.
if you understand the 6p.
the vb codes were easy enough
but the probability was
leceh.
then today's module was
cognitive.
the problem statement about
conflicts.
my team
andrea
phyllis
ling hwee
and zhi xin.
see the p.s oladi
me and zhixin
got our ppt slides ready
from "external resources"
but skali
the faci say
"i don't want ppt presentation today"
teros lemau.
had no idea
what to do
so we all decided
on skit lah.
so easy.
den 1st break
eat prata.
again.
cheap but filling.
lol.
we discussed more in the 2nd meeting ah.
den finish acting.
see other ppl act.
then suddenly turn into a
councelling session sia.
all suddenly become honest
about the faci.
haha.
den she sae
me
daniel
and azimah
"professional" something..
i forgot.
something about being able to think fast and on the spot
when being given a question.
i dunno abt me,
but i think daniel really has good points sometimes
and can prove to
be an asset in any team
provided he comes.
lol.
then i went to sim lim square
after school
with farhana.
finally got an external hard drive.
ask her come teman me.
if not i sian go alone.
hehe.
got my man utd jersey
at amk.
the thing just come yesterday.
got my ex hdd
for $105
with casing
80gb
2 leather casings
and 5 year
1 for 1 exchange
warranty.
only went into a few shops to search
cuz i didn't want to bore kak fafa.
haha.
den we went mcdonalds
for dinner.
talked ah.
mostly our life stories.
huhu.
den i bought
the "shrek ears"
for charity.
cool ah.
$2 only.
and for charity summore.
den we went home ah.
summore in the train ah,
kak fafa was sitting beside the glass
and i was beside her.
then got this pregnant woman
stand in front of us
haha.
i told kak fafa
where she sit
above her
got a sign
to giv up seats for pregnant woman
and senior citizens.
told her she should
give up her seat.
but since she was stopping at amk
which was around
5 more stations,
she buat bodoh ah.
kasi muke tebal.
haha.
she naughty2 ah.
but when she got down at amk,
the pregnant lady oso got down.
haha.
tak sampai nak dudok.
haha.
den i sian in the train oladi.
no one to talk to.
haha.
den wen i alight at cck,
my ez link left onli -$1.25.
suay ah.
so i walked back home.
about the distance between woodlands mrt to rp?
maybe a few hundred meters further.
but nevermind.
at least can listen to my bodom
on my psp.
haha.

what's up tomorrow

i'm gonna wear that shrek ears tomorrow.
haha
nice faci also
for communications.
haha.
n since i helped cass
bring back her
laptop charger,
i gonna be
belanja-ed
by her.
prata.
woohoo.
i hope it comes with drink.
ice milo hor.
i think we continue watch
mr bean's holiday
during 2nd break tmr.
and kak fafa got
beep test tmr.
all the best to her..
haha.
ok people
ciao-zahh

there is no glory in battle
glory is in victory
because only the victors
get to tell what was so damned
glorious about it.
- Shaz

11:36 AM

yesterday's pics

lame

lamer

lamest

hot lips.eat your heart out albert.

huhu.

11:21 AM

my beloved manchester united

YaY!
finally my ordered Man Utd jersey has arrived.
the home kit.
long sleeve.
collecting later at around 5pm - 5.30pm.
at woodlands MRT.
YaY!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

8:20 PM

apparatoos.(apparatus)

yay.
basic sciences module today.
was the second in class.
again.
personal record.
come school sooo early.
of course lah.
the first being madam midget.(sorry corrine).
huhu.
today's team was supposed to be,
andrea
angie
hairul
swee sin
and me
but angie never come
and swee sin came late
so the facilitator
combined my group
and another group,
who got only 3 people
enter cassendra
and pei ling.
lol.
too bad duck
was put in a different team.
but nevermind,
at least he got to be
with his love.
corinne.
huhu.
the problem statement about physics.
again.
don't dare ask me anything about physics.
i last took a physics lesson
when i was
sec 2.
mr chiam a.k.a william hung.
haha.
had trouble lor,
finding
"external resources"
as angie not here.
sad.
lucky andrea got the 6th presentation
for this problem.
lol.
den somehow hairul kop
presentation from his fren.
kewl.
i brought the
ORIGINAL
army daze cd today.
watched it during
2nd breakout.

eugene - kenny pereira
doug - malcom tan
me - johari salleh

huhu..
cam paham.
den found out that
the waffles stall had moved
to the 1st floor of W1.
lol.
worth the long walk.
the chocs waffles
were worth it.
managed to play a prank
on eugene.
wrote on a piece of tape
"i'm lonely"
and stuck it on his back
my actual plan was
"i'm lonely.hug me"
but was too long for the tape.
a classic "isa-type" practical joke.
my fellow ex-BPians should know it well.
huhu.
stuck it onto him
while he was playing that
dumb fish game.
of course,during the 3rd meeting,
there was plenty of conversation to be made.
especially about our,
erm,
"class celebrity"
you all know who ah.
dun have to say.
den,when lau hooi hoong
wanted to start 6p,
andrea,sit beside me
skali rush out to toilet
tot she wanna shit
really bad
but actually
she left her phone in the cubicle.
only to find out
the phone already not there.
duh.
but she soo damn calm sia.
den she borrow my hp to call
only to find out the person
holding her hp kept cancelling
the call.
by this time,everyone oso
joined in the fun.
(of cuz u ppl wan to skip 6p oni)
den,the fella hu holding on to andrea phone msg me.
huhu.

msg "i found ur fren's hp"
reply "Excuse me,what class are u frm"
msg "the phone was missing left the female toilet?"
reply "yes.female toilet.what class r u frm"
msg "w16h.what's ur class?i'll return it to you ltr"
reply "What's your name?"
msg "zawiyah from w16h.you want to take the phone nw?"

huhu.
everytime waiting for reply
my hp become the centre of attraction.
i like hero ah?
huhu.
andrea.
i wan chocs,i wan blahblahblah..
haha.
den after school,
we took gay pics.
eugene
duck
phyllis
aunty lingling
corinne
andrea
n me.
i wanted to put here
but SOMEONE ah
take the camera den dunwan
go online.
damn sian.
si beh sian arh
huhu
i'll put that up in a different post then.
after sch,
i saw the ball that
fafa(or so she wishes to be called)
brought.
total 90 swift.
similar to mine at home.
the blue,
the red
and the
winter ball
all i have.
but all the paint peel off
due to extreme use
until look
like naked ball..
huhu
she got *skills* training.
?
haha.
den at night ah
chat with shaf
yeah
long time no talk eh shaf?
my dear classmate for 4 years?
haha
btw,
u say i got sound u before.
got meh?
hahaha
i don't remember.
maybe i don't wanna remember.
lol.
still waiting though.
for that
SOMEONE
with the camera to go online.
dun have 2-3 times
edit this bloody post.
damn.

what's up tomorrow.

tmr have maths test liao
must study
all those vb codes
and brush up on my
probability.
lol
also
i wanna go sim lim square
either buy mp3
or external hdd.
budget?
$120 liao.
hard earned $$
also
left with $2 in my wallet leh
sad.
can only eat prata tmr morning
huhu.
see daniel eat prata no curry.
siao.
ok people
later at 3am
got Champions League Finals
L'pool vs AC Milan
replay of 2005's final
haha
my bet?
milan to win it outright
cuz they have that
gay guy.
what's that gay's name?
oh yes.
kaka.
he's gay.
but AC milan gonna win.
any team who defeats
the mighty
Manchester United
deserves to win the cup.
it's already 1130pm.
must sleep
guess fafa too tired to go online.
huhu
ok guys
ciao-zahh

footnote: anybody wanna follow me go SIM LIM SQUARE tomorrow?
si beh sian ah if i go alone
huhu.
pls??

you can take my heart and keep it - isaksson

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

9:25 PM

Probability?nada.

the worse way to start your day is with a nightmare.
damn.
should'nt have watched American Pie;The Naked Mile before going to sleep.
but hey,i need eye candy right?
haha.
i pestered my dad into sending me to school today.
dun wanna waste my $$ on a bus and MRT ride.
expensive sia.
was the 2nd person in class today.
the first being the chairwoman of The Little People Association.
corinne lor.
huhu.
had stupid basic sciences ut too todae.
i just hantam some of the questions.
esp the physics related ones.
u can't blame me.
i took pure bio and chem for my o's you know.
the module today was computing maths.
problem statement today was about
probability.
again.
this time,about a certain mister
shaquille o' neil.
yup2.
about basketball.
once again,
i am suay.
got belinda in my group again.
nuff said.
spent most of the 1st meeting chatting wif farhana.
huhu.
i think she's cool.
ther's not many girls out der who can actually talk ball with me
and can actually play
the beautiful game.
went to eat prata for breakfast.
again.
too bad daniel didn't come.
see him eat prata no curry.
siao.
where got singaporean
eat prata
no curry
one??
siao.
den
lucky duck got 6th presentation slides
for the problem statement.
make life easier for me.
us.
huhu.
kudos to cass,
who did the whole presentation by herself.
then,
i found out that the problem kena solve using
BINOMIAL THEOREM.
yes.
the dreaded
amaths
has surfaced to
haunt me again.
it's the
nCm = n!/m!(m-n)!
(if my memory serves me well)
huhu.
practically all the groups use the
6th p
haha.
must be too obvious already.
all got same solutions.
probability makes me
miss
VB
already.
andrea looked super-hyper today.
very..erm,hyper?
looked like she wanted to hug me during lunch.
haha.
that's why i said she was hyper.
must be redbull.
does she drink redbull?
i dunno.
niwaes,
i think got something wrong with my msn.
cannot connect webcam.
even in school
with duck.
i tried yesterday night with farhana.
didn't work too.
probably was like what she said
"not fated"
huhu.
my mp3 also spoil.
was playing guitar den accidentally
pulled the mp3's earphone.
fall.
spoil.
sad.
now i have to choose between a new
mp3
or buying the
external hdd first.
the new
Zen Rock 1gb
looks nice.
the price looks right too.
huhu.

whats up tomorrow?

i'll bring Army Daze vcd.
it'll be a better choice of movie
than Lonely Boiboi's gory,teen slashing flicks.
huhu.
probably i'll bring Iron Maiden's
Live After Death
1986
concert vcd too.
let daniel see.
basic sciences again too.
that lau hooi hoong.
haha
dumb name.
angie's not coming.
guess we lost one
of our team's
'external resources'
supplier.
huhu
ok boys and girl.
i wanna go lao sai.
ciao-zahh

footnotes: binomial theorem formula

n C(hoose) m = n! / m! x (m-n)!
the ! is factorial.not exclamaition mark.
not !xobile.ok?

follow me to the ends of the earth.
i shall reward you with eternal orgasms. - isaksson

6:02 PM

OOPS.

I just fucked my mp3...fell while playing guitar...damn..guess i have to put my dreams for an ex hdd on hold.now bof my mp3 n discman are fucked.

shoot.

Monday, May 21, 2007

8:15 PM

External Hard Drive

i seriously need an external hard disc drive...must go sim lim square tomorrow...

6:39 PM

PSP ISO's

thx andrea for 3 new PSP iso's :-)

6:20 PM

Monday Blues

Woohoo,it's Monday.Again.
Enterprise skills module.
damn boring lor.
we changed groupings again.
andrea.
swee sin.
belinda.
pork a.k.a jun hao.
and me.
we changed teams,pei ling *lucky* kena albert.
haha.
i was the unlucky one.
kena belinda.
again.
stupid passenger.
confirm will do nothing one.
suay seh.
some stupid problem statement lah.
lucky i coup slides from farhana(thx).
she was wearing mancunian colours too.
haha.
pork gave me diz year's backlash too.
so long i nv watch wrestling.
azimah bought an external hard drive.
reminds me.
i gotta go sim lim n buy one too.
must search for corinne a.k.a midget 's ex hdd shop.
120gb for $120.
fuck cheap lor.
we presen ted first today.
i think everyone got bored,
cuz we got 19 slides in all.
huhu.
cuz i combined farhana's slide wif the slides andrea got.
den got diz stoopid headache lor.
damn.
but lucky CT let us off early.
can go home n sleep.
well,at least i got to see her again.
haha.
the silver lining.
and for those of you
who were wondering
why
now
blog?
i'm soo damn bored at home.
sick of just playing CS.
so i start blog ah
at least fill up my time.
end of story.
haha

men are supposed to be egoistic.
it makes us stronger.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

10:01 PM

Yesterday

What a letdown sia.
125 mins den let in a stupid goal.
Well,at least i am full from all that ordered Mc'donalds.
Yeah,i lost my voice for today.
Sad.
My ordered Man Utd jersey also got delayed from Thailand.
Stupid UPS.
Yes,i know my blog is incomplete.
New wad.
I try to finish by diz week if i have the time.
Lol.
Went to an indian wedding too.
For cameraman work lor.
Got paid $50 too.
Free Briyani.
Yumm.
Burp.

9:56 PM

Boss:Fatigue cost us the final

Sir Alex Ferguson believes tiredness "in two or three positions" and the ref's failure to award United a penalty were key to the FA Cup final defeat.While many fans, especially those watching on TV, thought United were hard done by when Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech seemed to take the ball over the line, Sir Alex insisted Michael Essien fouled Ryan Giggs as he closed in to stab home Wayne Rooney's cross.The manager lamented that non-decision by referee Steve Bennett as much as his refusal to award a goal to Giggs. "It was a penalty kick, " said Sir Alex, regarding Essien's challenge on Giggs."Then the goalkeeper's spilled the ball behind the line. I think it will have been a difficult one for the linesman to call but the referee should be in a better position.

"I couldn't see the incident from where I was, there were players right in front of me, but I've seen it since (on TV) and it was a clear penalty kick. The referee must have been in a good position to see that. It's disappointing to see the replay, I must say. "I think the pressure (Chelsea boss Jose) Mourinho put on the referee before the game has certainly worked and I'm (also) disappointed at that."That incident towards the halfway point in extra-time was probably the turning point in a tight and often stifled contest. Thirteen minutes later and unlucky for United, Chelsea's dangerman Didier Drogba was finally able to nick the ball past Edwin van der Sar for 1-0."There was nothing between the two teams," reflected Sir Alex.

"Neither team deserved to win or lose to be honest. It’s just disappointing we have lost."Referring to the less than classic quality of the game, the United boss said: "The pitch was slow, that didn't help the match."From our point of view I think we were a bit tired in two or three positions which didn't help us. What the players have been through these last few months has been exceptional, I've got to give them credit for that. They just couldn’t cross the line today."The defeat denied United the accolade of being the first FA Cup winners at the new Wembley, but they remain the most successful club in the competition's history with 11 triumphs from 18 final appearances."It’s disappointing to lose a big game like that simply because of Manchester United's history and record in the FA Cup is very good, it's exceptional," added Sir Alex."We've now lost two FA Cup finals in a row without scoring a goal. Okay, in the last one (2005) we absolutely battered Arsenal but today there was just a bit of tiredness in the players and I think that's a genuine reason.

"What we tried to do last Sunday (against West Ham) was rest the players who needed a rest. I think we did the right things to prepare the players for today. But maybe once they get into that Wembley bowl, the heat in there can affect the players."You could say it was the same for both teams but I certainly think we looked tired in two or three positions."

Sir Alex Ferguson was talking to Sky Sports.

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