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Sunday, August 19, 2007
8:19 PM

came across this while looking through
ishak's blog.
haha,
enjoy :)


Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
this means half an hour.
If she is telling you only 5 more minutes of television,
she means it.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine". (See defintion #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission - Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
a women can make to a man.
"That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you -
do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man
to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" -
for the woman's response. (Refer to definition #3.)


LMAO.

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